Limericks
The Girl From Spain - By Leah
There was a tall girl from Spain,
And she didn't like "waynes".
She only likes cats
That are really tall and fat.
This girl appears to be very very vain.
The Man from Raphoe By Cáitlin
There was a man from Raphoe,
He had a very big toe.
It was really hairy,
The colour of a cherry.
It annoyed him terribly so.
The Girl from Derry - By Nadine
There was a young girl from Derry.
One day she ate an old berry,
One night she felt a tickle in her throat
Then she spat out a toy billy goat
And thats what she told her friend Kerry.
On the way to Buncrana - By Dervla
On the way to Buncrana
I picked up a banana
just incase I was needing it
I tried peeling it
And on the way home I saw my Nana.
The Man from Co. Down
By Eimear and Brian and Tiernan
There was a man from Co. Down.
Everyday he went to town.
He bought a dog,
It turned into a frog.
And then he started to frown.
A Girl from Letterkenny - Cate
There was a girl that lived in Letterkenny,
She went to a shop called Pennys,
She bought shirts and tops,
Oh, she really bought a lot,
Now she needs to buy a hat for Lenny.
The Lady From Strabane - By Niamh
There was a lady from Strabane.
She fell and hurt her hand.
She went to the shop ,
To get an ice-pop ,
And after that she was grand.
The Boy With an Ice-Pop - By Louise
A little boy went to the shop,
He also bought an ice-pop,
It was mint, And he named it Clint,
Then he ate the ice-pop from the shop.
The Young Man from Clare - Shania
There was a Young Man from Clare,
Who one day went to a fair,
Bought every last thing
And ate like a king,
'Til he hadn't a penny to spare.